Chapter 33b
The Picnic Table
Next they came to the altar
they had not dared look toward before.
Upon the marble was a chest of gopher wood covered with gold. At each end winged angels balanced. They were of archaic design, with long,
narrow, sinuous bodies, hands down and folded before them and wings like the
hood of a cobra.
There were rings for carrying
poles on the sides. The poles lay on a
lower altar with tripods, braziers, musical instruments, golden cups and dishes
of a similar pattern as the Grail, menorahs, and all the furniture of the
Having been unable to gaze on
it before, they could now not tear their eyes away.
“The Arc of the Covenant,”
said Hapgood. “Carried by the Children of Israel in the desert and in all their
wanderings until the time of Solomon.
It is said to contain the Ten Commandments. I never thought about it before, but it is
forbidden to make images. Look at those
cherubs.”
“
“Not for me,” said
“Don’t you turn into dust or
something if you touch it?” asked
“We all turn to dust,” said
Gently but firmly he shoved
the lid open. The angels began to rock,
swaying far down toward his hands.
The stones appeared to be cut
from a place where red marble had been laid down abutting black granite. Each stone was a thin layer of granite with
marble beneath. Hebrew letters had been
cut through granite into marble. When
“It’s a contract,” said
Hapgood leaned in close.
“It is the most beautiful Hebrew I ever saw. The letters are so sharp they could have been
cut with a laser. No, it’s too good for
that. But the Egyptians … I don’t know
how what I am looking at could have happened.”
“Can you read it, Reverend?”
Hapgood did not find it difficult. He already knew it by heart. “One stone says, ‘I am the Lord thy God, who
have brought thee up out of the
“Commentary?” asked
“Well this is the obligation
of the Children of Israel. They will
have this One God and One only. There
will be no foreign Gods. Tribes back
then were named after their gods, so taking the name of a god meant being in
the tribe. And of course throughout
history you can never separate sex, marriage and religion. So it means don’t marry outside the tribe, or
your children’s children’s children will suffer for it. Sounds familiar.”
“And the
other side of the contract.”
“I can sum it up a bit. Thou shalt keep the
Sabbath and honor thy father and thy mother and live long. Thou shalt not
kill, nor commit adultery, nor steal, nor bear false witness, nor covet
anything of thy neighbors.’”
“Comentary?”
“Well if this is a covenant,
then these are things God promises. They
aren’t threats, they’re blessings.
Anyone knows it’s bad to do those things. The contract says that you won’t have
too. Life will be very good.”
“So,” said
“Not just a contract,” said Hapgood. “These are
the most important words there are for half the world. They aren’t that simple. Many people have seen many things in them. But yes, they bear the interpretation that it
is a contract, and that God is making promises as well as demands. The phrase Ten Commandments does not appear
in scripture – any more than the word Trinity, which means it
does not appear at all.”
It was with a sense that his
life had now, young as he was, passed its
They moved on, almost
completing the circle. There were
shelves upon tiers of shelves holding cylindrical ceramic jars lying on their
sides. On the wall was a sheet of thick gold twenty two feet high by seventeen
wide riveted in many places to the massive slab of marble that comprised the
wall. There were Hebrew letters cut into
the gold and then filled with something black, possible a mixture of quicklime,
volcanic ash and lampblack. The dark
letters stood clear against the shiny gold, which was even brighter than the
gold of the brilliant floor.
Hapgood read, “‘These are the
chronicles of the kings and the sins of
“What about the sins?” asked
“Just a
minute.” Hapgood read to
himself for a bit and then began talking as he continued to read. “It’s all here. It says that every marriage, every birth is
recorded, cataloged and indexed, father and mother and who their fathers and
mothers were and their children and their children’s children all the way
down. It’s a record of everything they
did, the genealogy of a thousand years.
“There is a story of a king
that made a census in
“Here, look, it takes special
note when anyone took a foreign wife. It
says God was displeased when the people went whoring after foreign gods, and
did not bless them. And it says the
record will show that.”
“So it sounds like somebody
thought of this a long time ago,” said
“Yes,” said Hapgood. “As
“Touch it, Reverend,” said
“All right.
Hapgood searched until he found a jar that contained nothing
but records from the royal kitchens. With
infinite care he cut through the wax and prized the lid open. Inside were leather scroll cases. He opened one and unrolled one of the scrolls
inside. He started out reading the
annual reports of the doings of the cooks of
While Hapgood
meticulously set things straight and did his best to reseal the wax
“I don’t think it matters,”
said
“Let’s check up the gallery,”
said
They were making their way
toward the ascending stairs when
Men in black jump suits were
disembarking from rubber rafts. A
bloodhound on the jetty was wagging its tail and straining eagerly at the leash
as it sniffed at the floor.
The men were spreading out as
quickly as they landed, their eyes flicking about and guns at the ready.
“I know you’re still here,”
bellowed Turelli.
“The dog smells you warm.”
Then the feet up the
mercenaries were on the stairs, outrunning even the hound, and then the four
were looking into the muzzles of a dozen submachine guns. “Hold them,” said Turelli. Three men stood over each of them where each
lay in the position of failed concealment.
Turelli reached the top of the steps and
looked around at the crystals, the altars and the vast expanse of gold.
“Look. The treasures of the ages. And they’re all mine. Mine. Gold. Gold.” He stood in
the center of the burnished floor, and looked about fiercely. “People would pay fortunes for this, but I’ll
keep it. They will worship me. And I have the secret, too.”
He came to where
“But here is the secret. It’s all around here. This stuff, and probably books in those
bottles over there.”
“But you can’t interpret
it. You can’t even read it.”
“I can buy people who can read it. I can
buy anything.” He strode back toward the
center and waved his arms about. “I have
bought everything.” Then he came back
and looked down. “I even bought
you. And you were plenty expensive. But I bought the people to follow you and
listen and now I have you. Pity. All that money
I spent for you and you don’t get any.
But I’m through with you now. Any
last play acting before you go?”
Meanwhile mounted Arabs on
white horses had emerged from the tunnel, cast down their torches, ridden up
the steps and deployed on the jetty before rushing the steps.
There was the chatter of AK 47
fire, and half the mercenaries fell dead.
The others took cover and began to return the fusillade. The four friends bolted up to the
gallery.
“They’re getting away,”
screamed Turelli.
He grabbed a gun from a dead man and sprayed at the forms darting from
column to stalactite. Rounds struck one
of the dependant crystals, which shattered into a thousand shards. A column of water followed them down. Cracks began to appear in the stone roof.
The fire fight continued, but
oblivious to singing slugs and falling limestone, Turelli
started toward the Arc shrieking, “We’re all going to die. But it’s still mine, still mine!”
A rock struck him down, but
he crawled forward with arms extended until a speeding flash of quartz cut his
hands off. Then the roof came down.
The gallery led to another
tunnel. They raced down the tunnel with
air – displaced by the water – blowing behind them, raising the pressure in the
tunnel, compressing, straining and then bursting the sealed opening at the
other end of the passageway.
There was the faintest
glimmer of daylight. Ivan drew his saber
and turned back to see if he could help Aden, but the unseen black tentacled piston of water, fat with death, smote him like a
pile driver.
The floor of the chamber gave
way and fell into the unfathomable spaces under the earth.
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